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I'm really loud and random and fond of cute and kinky and rambly and bizarre and fickle and not at all cohesive, and this is my tumblr, which is exactly like me in all the ways that I've described. If my tumblr becomes exactly like me in ways I've not described, such as being conscious and wearing glasses and cursing like a sailor and having a tendency to inexplicably skip around my house in pajamas, please let me know, as I would be both incredibly afraid and infinitely fascinated.
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sheisfullofmischief:

Pokémon (theme song)


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scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL

i needed this today <3


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"Rap and Hip-Hop isn't meaningful or complex!"

  • 2Pac: And since we all came from a woman, got our name from a woman and our game from a woman, I wonder why we take from our women. Why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think it's time to kill for our women, time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies that make the babies. And since a man can't make one, he has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one.
  • Jay-Z: Silly rappers, because we got a couple Porsches, MTV stopped by to film our fortresses. We forget the unfortunate. Sure I ponied up a mill, but I didn't give my time. So in reality I didn't give a dime, or a damn. I just put my monies in the hands of the same people that left my people stranded. Nothin' but a bandit, left them folks abandoned. Damn, that money that we gave was just a band-aid, can't say we better off than we was before.
  • Kanye West: Is it genocide? 'Cause I can still hear his momma cry, know the family traumatized. Shots left holes in his face, 'bout piranha-size. The old pastor closed the cold casket, and said the church ain’t got enough room for all the tombs. It’s a war going on outside we ain’t safe from, I feel the pain in my city wherever I go. 314 soldiers died in Iraq, 509 died in Chicago.
  • Mos Def: When the average minimum wage is $5.15, you best believe you gotta find a new grind to get cream. The white unemployment rate, is nearly more than triple for black so frontliners got they gun in your back. Bubblin crack, jewel theft and robbery to combat poverty and end up in the global jail economy. Stiffer stipulations attached to each sentence. Budget cutbacks but increased police presence. And even if you get out of prison still livin join the other five million under state supervision. This is business, no faces just lines and statistics from your phone, your zip code, to S-S-I digits. The system break man child and women into figures. Two columns for who is, and who ain't niggaz. Numbers is hardly real and they never have feelings but you push too hard, even numbers got limits. Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret: the million other straws underneath it - it's all mathematics
  • Lupe Fiasco: I really think the war on terror is a bunch of bullshit. Just a poor excuse for you to use up all your bullets. How much money does it take to really make a full clip. 9/11 building 7 did they really pull it. And a bunch of other cover ups. Your childs future was the first to go with budget cuts. If you think that hurts then, wait here comes the uppercut. The school was garbage in the first place, thats on the up and up. Keep you at the bottom but tease you with the uppercrust. You get it then they move you so you never keeping up enough. If you turn on TV all you see’s a bunch of “what the fucks”. Dude is dating so and so blabbering bout such and such. And that aint Jersey Shore, homie thats the news. And these the same people that supposed to be telling us the truth. Limbaugh is a racist, Glenn Beck is a racist. Gaza strip was getting bombed, Obama didn’t say shit. Thats why I aint vote for him, next one either. I’ma part of the problem, my problem is I’m peaceful. And I believe in the people.

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humansofnewyork:

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

This is one of the cutest things I&#8217;ve ever seen.

humansofnewyork:

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

This is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.


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swillmerchants:

I have no idea how, but yes.

wow

swillmerchants:

I have no idea how, but yes.

wow

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simplyalexandermason:

I can respect this kind of Christian :)

Come on man, really. More people like this should exist. I really wish more religious people were like this and I honestly think they are probably plenty but we don&#8217;t realize because of all the other assholes.

simplyalexandermason:

I can respect this kind of Christian :)

Come on man, really. More people like this should exist. I really wish more religious people were like this and I honestly think they are probably plenty but we don’t realize because of all the other assholes.

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squishfacedogs:

Friends of squishfacedogs: Watson

Meet Watson, the adorable 8-week old pug puppy with a killer sense of fashion. He really knows how to work that bow-tie, AND that patterned sweater. Thanks for sharing him with us, Megan! <3


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