Jerk Off Matinee

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Post-its and a desk lamp. Booo. logicoftheseeds: zeemcgow: fuckyeahjockstraps: fistfullofassholes: hellovodka: absurdlakefront: mer-et-soleil: a bobby pin and pistachios. challenge accepted.  A metal water bottle and a bottle of hand sanitizer.  Bring it. Ha a glass of white wine and a cigarette. I would say I’m ready! A fleshlight and my iPhone. I will take bitches out! LOL. My dog (who has a bad leg) Susie, and a squirt bottle (filled with water). I’m screwed. My cell phone and a pillow. I got this. My cell phone and Arlo? Fuuuuucked.

Post-its and a desk lamp. Booo.

logicoftheseeds:

zeemcgow:

fuckyeahjockstraps:

fistfullofassholes:

hellovodka:

absurdlakefront:

mer-et-soleil:

a bobby pin and pistachios.

challenge accepted.

 A metal water bottle and a bottle of hand sanitizer.  Bring it.

Ha a glass of white wine and a cigarette. I would say I’m ready!

A fleshlight and my iPhone. I will take bitches out!

LOL. My dog (who has a bad leg) Susie, and a squirt bottle (filled with water). I’m screwed.

My cell phone and a pillow. I got this.

My cell phone and Arlo? Fuuuuucked.


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  1. jnewmanbackup ha reblogueado esto desde jennienewman
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  5. livedfastdiedpretty ha reblogueado esto desde serendipiti0us
  6. serendipiti0us ha reblogueado esto desde serendipiti0us y ha añadido:
    clear nail polish...stack of mail. me=dead.
  7. glorbie ha reblogueado esto desde yoshisatsu y ha añadido:
    SODA BOTTLE AND NAIL FILER. OH YEAH. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
  8. yoshisatsu ha reblogueado esto desde ape-roll
  9. maurine-okeke ha reblogueado esto desde vdef
  10. shapelessmelodies ha reblogueado esto desde kjanicke91 y ha añadido:
    a chair and a box of tissues. I’m doomed.
  11. kjanicke91 ha reblogueado esto desde bestofhands
  12. thetimeforgutsandguil ha reblogueado esto desde pachypodiumhorombense y ha añadido:
    a copy of ‘abraham lincoln, vampire hunter’ and a lamp. I shall win, hands down!
  13. angrytranschick ha reblogueado esto desde pachypodiumhorombense y ha añadido:
    Pyrex bowl and advent calendar.
  14. pachypodiumhorombense ha reblogueado esto desde bestofhands y ha añadido:
    There’s nothing there. Nothing. One Lilybean, ten zombies? I’m badass.
  15. nadinetangerine ha reblogueado esto desde myrrhman y ha añadido:
    a pillow and a tub of pistachio ice cream ok then
  16. joanosaurus ha reblogueado esto desde myrrhman y ha añadido:
    a piece of paper and a pack of cigarettes….
  17. treehouseboat ha reblogueado esto desde showerbeers y ha añadido:
    Half-unraveled sweater, incense burner. Well, at least the mood is set.
  18. peligropaseo ha reblogueado esto desde sinallilx y ha añadido:
    my glasses and a couch. am i dead?
  19. apoptosis46 ha reblogueado esto desde deadlycamille y ha añadido:
    Post-its and a desk lamp. Booo.
  20. deadlycamille ha reblogueado esto desde portiaderossishair y ha añadido:
    My cell phone and Arlo? Fuuuuucked.
  21. portiaderossishair ha reblogueado esto desde fuckyeahjockstraps y ha añadido:
    My cell phone and a pillow. I got this.
  22. valleydreaming ha reblogueado esto desde fuckyeahjockstraps y ha añadido:
    A trash can and a laptop cord. DECAPITATIONNNNNNN.
  23. twodottedellipsis ha reblogueado esto desde montoystory y ha añadido:
    Two pads of paper, another pad of paper, clipboard, cellphone with charger, ID stuff, earphones, cookie wrapper. Die...
  24. eazy-mac ha reblogueado esto desde greypoppies y ha añadido:
    Weed and my cell phone?…smoke the zombies out then call my roommate to make fun of him not bein here!
  25. iceinyourglass ha reblogueado esto desde idovoodoo y ha añadido:
    Some pajama pants and an empty cat food bag. awesome..
  26. jehss ha reblogueado esto desde electr0lyte y ha añadido:
    My homework and a bottle of water. Fantastic.
  27. le-emmeth ha reblogueado esto desde muffxranger y ha añadido:
    Strawberry Yan-Yan and my iPod firewire. Well…at least we won’t starve right away.
  28. muffxranger ha reblogueado esto desde showerbeers y ha añadido:
    A pillow and pants. Clearly, I’m going to win.
  29. ifindc0mfortindecay ha reblogueado esto desde smellawella y ha añadido:
    Tipp-Ex and a post-it note….. I’m getting owned!
  30. fleurxrebelle ha reblogueado esto desde factsofcontrition y ha añadido:
    couch. & my mum. well she’s not an item so it’s probably a blanket :D
  31. mayoressofsharktown ha reblogueado esto desde smellawella y ha añadido:
    A plate of biscuits and gravey, and my old InuYasha blanket. FUCK YEAH.
  32. auryonblue ha reblogueado esto desde nikkilane y ha añadido:
    Not a problem. I’m taking this, & what’s in my pockets (iPhone, cash, ID.). Bring it bitches.
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